Category Archives: Funny thoughts

Get your Goat: What’s for Lunch?

Billy: This homework tastes really good. Where’d you get it?


Bubby: Bessie says she got it from mu.


Billy: All Bessie ever says is “mu.”


Bubby: She never claimed to be more than the average cow.


Billy: Why do I eat lunch with you every day?


Bubby: Because you don’t deviate from the norm.


Billy: Ok, no more math homework for you.


Bubby: Kiss my asymptote.


Billy: I’m approaching my threshold.


Bubby: Yeah, but by my calculations, you’ll never reach it.

– Christopher Miller